Tag Archives: Animal Behavior

Year’s end

ann reading to pigeons

lsb swing

Animal Madness EofT

There are two days left to see Ann Hamilton’s Event of a Thread at the Park Avenue Armory in New York City.

I can remember the feeling of swinging—how hard we would work for those split seconds, flung at furthest extension,  just before the inevitable downward and backward pull, when we felt momentarily free of gravity, a little hiccup of  suspension when our hands loosened on the chain and our torsos raised off the seat. We were sailing, so inside the motion—time stopped—and then suddenly rushed again toward us. We would line up on the playground and try to touch the sky, alone together.

–Ann Hamilton, artist statement

It was an honor to be a part of these last six weeks…an entire square block of joy, shifting light and contemplation in the middle of Manhattan….swinging…pigeons…the sounds of the singers from Voices of Ascension every evening before close…how it felt to write in public, hundreds of people leaning over your shoulder while writing sheet after sheet on onionskin paper…

A few days before I left New York….Ann and the other readers read my “Mirrors and Proxies” chapter, as a concordance, aloud to the pigeons. I do not know if they liked it. But they did enjoy being read to. They always seem to settle down when the readers begin…

Happy New Year. And thank you too for being readers.

Year’s end

Neither the symbolic detail
of a three instead of a two,
nor that rough metaphor
that hails one term dying and another emerging
nor the fulfillment of an astronomical process
muddle and undermine
the high plateau of this night
making us wait
for the twelve irreparable strokes of the bell.
The real cause
is our murky pervasive suspicion
of the enigma of Time,
it is our awe at the miracle
that, though the chances are infinite
and though we are
drops in Heraclitus’ river,
allows something in us to endure,
never moving.

Jorge Luis Borges, translated by W.S. Merwin

(from Evencleveland)

Suicidal Dogs and Bipolar Wolves

This week an interview I did with Malcolm Harris of The New Inquiry was published as part of Volume 8, Other Animals. The full text of the interview is here. It was also published on Salon.com as Suicidal Dogs and Bipolar Wolves: Do animals have personalities? How about mental illnesses? A Science historian explains

image by imp kerr, via The New Inquiry

Meowingtons: $1000 Headphones “By cats for cats”

I wonder how you’re supposed to feel when someone makes an elaborate prank of something you actually take seriously. I mean, it’s not like I am busy making kitty headphones…but I have been wondering if Devo’s cats were really into the last album.**

Dear Deadmau5,

In case you’re listening, hit me up. Let’s talk about what’s inside those headphones of yours and see about making some tracks of the death gasps of mice.

xo,

Laurel

ps. Last week, when I was at the dentist, I found out I was on the BBC talking about all this. Check it.

 

** In case you missed the Cat Listening Party

From Gizmodo

Smoke Break

“Captain Jiggs smokes a cigarette after getting a haircut” is the note scrawled on the back of this photo inside the archive of American Museum of Natural History. The Captain belonged to a woman named Gertrude Lintz who used to drive her pet chimps and gorillas around New York City in the passenger seat of her car and dressed them like little hairy humans throughout the 1920s and 30s.

Last fall, Shirley, an Indonesian orangutan addicted to smoking was forced to quit.

She wasn’t alone. Orangs can become addicted to nicotine just like us.

Tomorrow, April 22 at 1pm at the Headlands Center for the Arts I will spend exactly 8 minutes talking about animals on drugs. Come one come all.

(Next week: animals and alcohol)

Let’s Bonobo

So I have been writing about bonobos the last few days and since I can only talk about what I am working on, I’ve been chatting about them a lot. Most people though, have no idea what I’m talking about. They let me rattle on for a bit and the bravest will eventually interrupt me to say sheepishly, “what’s a bonobo?”

Answer: a great ape (like us, gorillas, chimps, and orangutans). I think they are not as famous though for a few reasons. 1. They’re rare. 2. They have never had a charismatic lady spokesperson (like the chimps have Jane Goodall, the gorillas had Diane Fossey and the orangs have Birute Galdikas) or been the subject of a major Hollywood film. They do have Frans de Waal though who has written beautifully and at great length about their deep reserves of empathy, wanton sexual proclivities and otherwise fascinating nature. There is also Kanzi, the famous linguist who has worked with the American psychologist Sue Savage-Rumbaugh for years at the Great Ape Trust in Iowa. He collects firewood, can start a fire and likes to cook over it.

My dream place to visit is the Lola Ya Bonobo Sanctuary in the Congo, where orphaned bonobos are raised by human “mamas,” taught good bonobo life skills, and then released to a sanctuary.

At the Milwaukee Zoo they like hanging out on the ceiling.

Dog Day Afternoon (and Morning and Evening)

Her name is Lemon.

I’m a buffalo, I do what I want

I’m back in SF, trying to finish the book but my headheart is full of buffalo, wolves, eagle cries, and the good people of the Buffalo Field Campaign. Go volunteer right now. They’ll put you up inside a cabin that feels like a pirate ship. They’ll feed you three meals a day. If you’re lucky, at least one will include road kill. There’s a dog named Dingo and a cat that drools on command. And you get to cross country ski every day to help out the buffalo.

Ps. If you can’t volunteer, send them dollars. Or buy a calendar. Or some buffalo nickels for your hair.

Snow Falling on Schoolbus

This morning I woke up in a schoolbus. There was a wood-burning stove inside and softly falling snow outside. Yellowstone National Park is just down the road.

I’m here visiting Good Shield Aguilar and the Buffalo Field Campaign.

This is the 15th year that the BFC has been fighting to protect the country’s last free-roaming buffalo herd from slaughter and harassment when they cross out of the national park.

Unlike the majority of buffalo in the United States, the Yellowstone bison have never mated with cattle and are genetically unique. They also do their own thing most of the time. Until they roam outside the border of the park that is. Then they are killed or harassed as potential disease-vectors for Montana’s cattle herds. The science and rhetoric of contagion that informs this policy of violence is flawed on every level. It’s also paid for by our tax dollars.

Photo credits from top: Helicopter hazing of buffalo, 2009/2010. Buffalo Field Campaign; Yellowstone buffalo outside the park on Highway 287, 2008. Darrell Geist, Buffalo Field Campaign. 

‘Jammin with Jor Jor the Musical Fish’

There is a corner of the internet called the Jor Jor Music Academy for Goldfish. I am not sure I have ever wanted to meet anyone so badly before. They describe their work this way: “JJMAG is a most unusual music school dedicated to the simple premise that aquatic animals can make music. Through an innovative combination of operant conditioning (positive reinforcement) and human educational techniques, fish enrolled at JJMAG not only learn to play a variety of instruments but also develop true musicianship.”

Jor Jor is ringing bells along with the music, something she has learned to associate with food treats but also may just enjoy doing.

You can also, apparently, train your fish to play basketball and soccer.

Sadly, Jor Jor has since died. Her humans say that it was “an amoeba infection just as we were preparing to take her musical explorations to an unprecedented level. In her honor, JJMAG was founded in order to give other fish the opportunity to unlock their hidden talent.”

Bandit and the 99%

A tasmanian devil can supposedly eat 40% of its body weight in thirty minutes. According to Animal Planet, this is like a human eating 216 hamburgers on their half-hour lunch break.

Bandit, a raccoon that was fond of potato chips, weighed more than 75 pounds when he died (more than three times the weight of a normal raccoon). He was named “The World’s Fattest Raccoon” by the Guinness Book of World Records and was a regular at Ice Cream World, a shop in the Pennsylvania town where he lived with his human family. The owner of the shop told USA Today that he would watch him hold a cup of blue raspberry slush with his paws and drink through a straw. “He was a good customer,” he said.

Bandit though, had a thyroid problem and lived in a human home. Tasmanian devils aren’t greedy because they feel like it, it’s just who they are.

Wall Street has no such excuse.

“This is not a protest it is an affirmation.

‘I contain multitudes…Do I contradict myself? Then I contradict myself.’ Walt Whitman”

The top two photos are mine, taken during a protest in San Francisco at the Wells Fargo Headquarters on October 12, 2011. The bottom photograph was taken by the writer Amitav Ghosh on October 13 in NYC.

***

Also, Lemony Snicket with 13 observations on Occupy Wall Street. “Number 3: Money is like a child—rarely unaccompanied. When it disappears, look to those who were supposed to be keeping an eye on it while you were at the grocery store. You might also look for someone who has a lot of extra children sitting around, with long, suspicious explanations for how they got there.”

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